This girl is more easily done than said...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I believe in your delicious
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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