she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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