I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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