Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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