just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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