It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
ok first of all what the fuck
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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