In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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