cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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