That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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