D3 body, D1 cock
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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