used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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