I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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