Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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