Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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