So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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