i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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