so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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