Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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