Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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