I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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