The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
So vagazzling was a success
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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