I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
should my penis look like a turkey
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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