We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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