I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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