Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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