Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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