Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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