Cold hands, warm shart.
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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