sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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