what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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