I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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