party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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