there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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