what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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