ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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