question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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