I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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