so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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