is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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