Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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