Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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