Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
please don't ironically join a cult
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