I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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