its not stalking. its research.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Randomize
