you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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