he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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