its not stalking. its research.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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