hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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