you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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