why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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