Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
where does the pee come out of this thing
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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