No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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