we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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