"it" just moved
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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