What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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